Don’t worry, soon I’ll be an EMT and I’ll save people by day and murder wife beaters by night.
I don’t think they’ll be missed.Best of Me
RSSI AM SO FUCKING PUMPED!
DEXTERRRRR! Took around 26 hours (give or take a couple), all in pencil and i had to make up a tiny bit of the blood splatter due to the logo covering it.
10 months ago-ish i did a drawing of Dexter, so i thought seeing as i’m going to take a break from drawing (possibly excluding commissions) i’d finish on a high and re-draw Michael C Hall in all his glory. I didn’t post any WIP’s because it was a surprise for Roasty and sometimes he looks on here so i wanted to keep it hush hush. It was a miracle that i finished it this week, the mind-numbing blood splatter was longgg but also a little therapeutic.
I hope you all enjoy it!
thefrogman.me: Have you ever eaten straight butter...
Because you love butter on all sorts of food items. Why wouldn’t it be as delicious and wonderful by itself? So in the interest of science you slice a giant pad of butter and place it on your tongue. It’s fine for a second. You make that “hmm” noise that happens when you are surprised by something…
Actually eating butter isn’t bad for you as long as you don’t eat a bunch of carbs. Your body will use up the fat in the butter quickly, but normally it doesn’t because there are carbs to use and fat is easily stored in the body.
I see all these girls who say “omg let me look like -insert celebrity here- <3”
And then there’s me who wants to look like Kim Possible.
Let’s get serious here, Kim Possible is what all the girls want to be and all the guys want to have.
Won a fight with a bob cat.
Apparently I am talented.
Which makes me reflect on my ex for some reason.
Because she wished she were talented.
But her scripts were bland and acting was…not good. Like at all. She would cry about how the teacher didn’t respect her. That’s because she’s awful, but won’t admit it.
Less about her and more about me.
I walk into class, late and my first class is theatre. I walk in and everyone says “look its Jonhe Rockafeller!” and they on to quote me from the last time I was improv-ing. It was flattering, but I am not use to praise like that. I am used to being called attractive and nice and what have you, but I don’t really try to be any of those things. I did try to act well and apparently I am good at it. People in my group forget their own characters’ names, but remember mine. Also one of the more talented guys in the class who has been in a few productions recorded me today. To be respected for something I love to do is a feeling I am unfamiliar with. I always loved acting and being funny, it would be my dream to be on SNL. However I am never good with luck. Maybe one day I will try Second City in Chicago and move up to SNL one day. OR I’ll end up with career military, I am don’t know. I do know that I love acting, I love being funny and I love serving this country. Who knows what the future will hold.
On an almost daily basis I refuse to receive oral sex from this chick in my GEN class.
Master of Self Control.
I really like my alter ego I made for my college theatre class.
Jonhe Rockafeller, rock star, playboy, super hero.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Will Ferrel Volunteers
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OHMY GOD
(Source: captaintightpants)
About Best of Me
I only do two things, bitch about people and praise people. Well sometimes I post homework and stuff, but most of my text posts are from my own mouth, literary geinus, I know.
